Janet's leaving the people for the pets!
SSHHHH...Not a Yip! Not a Bark! Not a Meow! And most certainly not a Word!
Word around the fire hydrant is that Janet is retiring! I thought that meant she was going to take a nap but the cat said she is not going to that place with those... things ... with the two legs and ginormous wings that don't even flap. Funny looking creatures, not a spot of fur or feather. And she isn't going to hang out with the people anymore! I don't know what those people will do without her! She has been helping them for TWENTY-FIVE years! But not anymore - her last day is May 12th!
The people probably want to eat cake and tell funny stories but Janet just wants to make sure all the dogs (and maybe one cat) are treated well. So here goes....
Some people are secretly (SECRETLY!) inviting any people to contribute to Janet's retirement surprise (SURPRISE!) Janet loves the ASPCA - it is very important to her! Your donation will help the ASPCA provide life-saving programs and services to millions of animals nationwide. It will help give abused and homeless animals a second chance.
Janet has spent most of her life impacting ours (the people). Let's honor her with a gift that will help impact the animals she loves so much as well.
About the ASPCA: Fighting for animals is a 24/7 job, but your commitment makes it possible for our life-saving programs to create happy endings for those innocent lives touched by cruelty. Every single day of the year, we are rescuing animals from neglect and suffering. With your support, we are able to rescue animals from dog fighting, cockfighting, and puppy mills, work to end animal homelessness and farm animal cruelty, and provide medical care for countless pets in need. Please help us save even more animals and donate to this Team ASPCA campaign today.
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